George Carlin speaks out.

I am your worst nightmare. I am a Bad American. I am George Carlin. I like big cars and big pay checks. I believe the money I make belongs to my family, not to some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad hair comb who wants me to give it away.. I believe if you are selling me a Big Mac, youd better do it in English. I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way. I believe that it doesnt take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

I think that owning a gun doesnt make me a killer. I think that being a student doesnt give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put you through 4--7 years of college you haven't begun to be enlightened. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality. I think it is called Boy Scouts for a reason.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I dont use the excuse its for the children as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I believe fireworks should be legal on the 4th. of July. My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpson's and whoever cancelled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman. I dont hate the rich. I dont pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I dont waste time arguing about it.

I never owned a slave nor was a slave. I didn't wander forty years in the desert after being chased out of Egypt. I havent burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you. So shut up already. I think that if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I dont want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation of the world for the next 4 years. I think that if you are in the passing lane, and are not passing, you license should be revoked and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise not to delay the rest of us.

I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how the mainstream media would like this world to believe otherwise. If that makes me a Bad American, then yes I'm a Bad American. If you too are a Bad American please forward this to everyone you know. We need our Country back!